That's so painful

I'll preface this by saying that it's possible you are a troll, since what you've written would be about exactly what I would if I was trying to make fun of you.

I am a cynical person.

Defense mechanism, probably from a young age. Your parents probably didn't help that out.

Indulging my curiosity, I delved into this random girl's life.

"I'm an insecure dork and sometimes there are cute chicks online."

And on and on.

What is really frustrating about your type of person is that you are so, soooo needy. Normal people don't need to make posts like yours because they already have what you want.

Your very pursuit of the cure for your broken selves is exactly the problem.